10 Ways to Have Environmentally Friendly Sex

Wanna save the earth? Start by taking off your pants. Here are 10 tips on how to save the planet, one orgasm at a time.

10. Wash and re-use the same condom.

9. Can't find a condom? Re-use a plastic water bottle.

8. Do it in the back seat of a Prius.

7. Bike or walk to your next booty call.

6. Instead of picking up a new girl at a party, bang the one you hooked up with last week. It's recycling.

5. Don't shower until after sex.

4. Reduce your carbon emissions by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

3. Use a dildo on her instead of a vibrator.

2. Turn out the lights when you have sex. It saves electricity and no one will see your third nipple.

1. Don't just hug a tree. Fuck one.